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When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. With great difficulty he manages to get a ticket and very immidiately he goes to see the movie. But when he comes out of the cinema he is very angry!He goes straight to the director of the movie and says, "What do you mean by this? You named your movie 'Gavaskar', but didn't show anything about me in it!"
The director of the movie laughs and says, "So now you understand the problem? You people too made a movie called 'Border', but did you show anything about Allan Border in it?"


What's the difference between George Michael's chin and Rahul Dravid's bat? George's chin has hit more balls.